80 Super Bowl LVII Instagram Captions That Are a Major Touchdown (2024)

There are typically two kinds of Super Bowl watchers: the real fans that are intent on cheering on their favorite team to victory, and the casual viewers who are more interested in the iconic commercials, memorable halftime show and, of course, the delicious snacks. No matter which category you fall in, we’re sure you’re all about recapping the entire night on Instagram. And if that’s the case, you came to just the right place to check out some of the best Super Bowl Instagram captions for Super Bowl LVII.

On this list, you’ll find a little bit of everything that makes the Super Bowl so epic. From funny references to tasty dips and flavorful wings to more clever and competitive declarations of support for your team, these captions have got every game day situation covered. So, before you secure a spot on the couch for football’s biggest night, scroll through these phrases and sayings to see which one will pair best with your halftime selfie.

Funny Game Day Captions

• It’s okay if you don’t like my team. Not everyone can have great taste.
• Fantasy football is you thinking your team will win.
• Is it time for the halftime show yet?
• Looking for a wine that pairs well with pretending to know what’s going on.
• If Beyoncé’s not here, why am I?
• There’s way too much football between these commercials!
• I’ve never met a stadium I didn’t like.
• Actions speak louder than coaches.
• If only my fantasy football team could play.
• Football is the one habit I just can’t kick.
• Sorry, I can’t keep calm when football is on.
• Wake me up when Rihanna is on stage.
• There’s only a little difference between champs and chumps.
• Didn’t they tell you that my team is savage?
• Did they score?
• Anything is better than last year’s game.
• Just waiting for halftime.
• Relationship status: forever in love with football.
• We can't keep calm. It's the Super Bowl.
• Insert punt here.
• I love a man in uniform.
• The huddle is real.
• Football just makes me wish I worked out.
• Super Bowl Sunday: The only time people are excited about commercials.
• I predict that either the home team or the away team will win this game.

Cheesy Super Bowl Food Captions

• But first, we snack.
• I'm going to eat like a Super Bowl champion today.
• This beer is my number one draft pick.
• These commercials are making me hungry.
• What can I say? I’m just winging it.
• You are my MVP: most valuable pizza.
• I came for the sports, stayed for the guac.
• IDC what happens, I’m eating pizza and that makes me happy.
• Snacks >>> football.
• Does the Super Bowl come with sides?
• Why buy Super Bowl tickets when you could buy Super Bowl food?
• My game plan: Tackling one snack at a time.
• If our team loses, at least we have pie!
• Don’t worry, beer happy.
• I hate to be cheesy, but this dip is pretty grate.
• During the Super Bowl, you keep your friends close and your snacks closer.
• You're the only one I'd share my buffalo chicken dip with.
• This halftime selfie is brought to you by Jack Daniel's and honey BBQ wings.
• If you've lost your appetite today, I think I have it.
• What a brew-tiful Sunday.
• Super Bowl Sunday is really all about the guac.
• I'm just here so I won't ... miss the food.
• Just don't fumble the snacks.
• You came for the sport. I came for the dips.

Clever Captions for Dedicated Football Fans

• *Insert inspirational sports movie monologue.*
• All I do is win.
• Sorry, I can't keep calm when football is on.
• "Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose." ― Friday Night Lights
• Get in loser, we're watching the Super Bowl.
• Got my game face on.
• "Live with a purpose, play with a purpose." ― Russell Wilson
• "Winners, I am convinced, imagine their dreams first. They want it with all their heart and expect it to come true. There is, I believe, no other way to live." ― Joe Montana
• Super Bowl rings don’t lie.
• "Football is a way of life." — Varsity Blues
• Touchdown!
• Remember, football is 80% mental and 40% physical.
• If anyone needs me, I’ll be watching highlights from this game until forever.
• Winning is not everything, it’s the only thing.
• Good players inspire themselves, great players inspire others.
• Get your game faces on.
• Calm before the score.
• Today’s forecast calls for a 100% chance of winning.
• "I rub it in pretty good when I win." — Tom Brady
• Some wish for it, we worked for it.
• Excuse me, while I go cheer for my team.
• The best day of the week? Game Day.
• Sundays are for football.
• Win more, stress less.
• Winners train, losers complain.
• Game time.
• We smell FEAR.
• Leave it all on the field
• Life is simple: eat, sleep, play football!
• My house. My team.
• Losing isn't an option.